Tuesday, March 2, 2010

YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW LAY IN IT!

I want to address a long-standing, unresolved problem that women tend to create for men. The problem: letting a man into your bed with no intentions on gettin’ it poppin’. Simply put, you’ll let a man lay with you, when you’re not trying to fuck! So for those of you who are too dumb, naive, or selfish to understand this, I’m going to break down a few things from the man’s point of view.

About nine out of ten times, if a man gets in your bed, he either has sexual intentions, or will develop sexual intentions. If you share no such intentions, then you need not even let him get that far. Shut him down early if you’re going to shut him down at all. Send him home, make him sleep on the couch, or wherever, as long as it’s not in your bed. I can’t begin to count all of the negative situations that could develop as a result of your willingness to let him sleep with you, coupled with the lack thereof to let him “sleep” with you. With that said, please allow me to highlight a few.

1. Ain’t Nobody Humpin’ Around
You can create a very awkward situation for the two of you when you let him in, but don’t “let him in”. When a man makes a move on you, and it gets shot down, often time he may not know what to do next. “Should I leave? Then I might look like a jerk.” “Should I try again? Then I might seem too thirsty.” Those are just a couple of thoughts running through the man’s mind during the awkward situation. Now he might not feel as comfortable approaching you in situations in or out of the bedroom, because he doesn’t know what you’re thinking about him. You yourself may not know what to think about him or your situation anymore. All because you let him in, but didn’t “let him in”.

2. OOPS! Did I Do Thaaat?
You can leave a man highly frustrated (sexually and emotionally), when you stunt on him in bed. Women, I need you to understand the power of the male erection. Better yet, I need you to understand the impact an erection in “vein” can have on a man. You getting a man hard, then not sexing him is like falsely setting off a fire alarm. You stir up a whole bunch of commotion for nothing. The same way it’d take a while to calm down a crowd of panicking people, is the same way it’d take a while to calm down his erection. It can be a real “head” ache.

3. SIKE!!!
You can make a man resent you for faking him out in the bed. Now don’t try the whole “Well if he’s going to get mad over that, then he doesn’t deserve me” bit. In a man’s mind, what you did was deceitful to him, and that’s just wrong. Think about how you have felt after being deceived. I imagine it wasn’t a good feeling. Men not only share that same ill feeling, but it’s also simultaneously coupled with the afore-mentioned erection that he now has to deal with until it goes away. “DAMMIT” is his first thought at this point. “MAN FUCK HER” might be his last.

4. Beware of Dog
On a much more serious note, whenever you let a man lay with you, and you turn him down for sex, you put yourself in a potentially dangerous situation. That’s how rape or other forms of sexual assault can occur. Now of course, in no way, shape, or form does this justify assault, and any man who commits such an act is a low life bastard and should be punished! But women, you open yourselves up to these potentially dangerous situations by letting him into your bed without the common desire for sex.

So to all the pump-faking, cock-teasing, dick-dodging women out there, I want you to hang these thoughts over heads, and over your beds. If you let him stay, you let him lay. If you’re not down with his flow, you make him go.

19 comments:

  1. Thank you, Franco! As a woman, I have to shake my head at these ladies who do such things. It's one thing if it's discussed first. Say he comes over, but she has already let it be known that there's no sex in the champagne room. At that point he's cool with that and comes in or just goes home. But don't be that girl that shakes your ass on a man all night, make out in the cab on the way home, then when you get there you say, "Oh can you just lay with me?" UNACCEPTABLE!

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  2. Very Unacceptable lolz...#amitheonlyone

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  3. FRANCOOOOOO!! You know there are chicks who take pride in being cockteasers? "Girl I sent him home with his dick hard as a rock and his tail between his legs." Thinking that the mere THOUGHT of their pussy is so good that a dude won't go upside her head or worse! You made an awesome point about feeling deceived. It really does make me look at it in a whole 'nother way. Wooooow. Good stuff Franco!!

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  4. NO DOUBT AMEERAH. I DEF. APPRECIATE YOUR SENTIMENT. TELL A FRIEND TO TELL A FRIEND.

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  5. I don't even understand how a woman would let HERSELF get all hot & bothered then turn someone away. If you didn't want to have sex, why were you doing foreplay??

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  6. There should be a rule if the panties not dropping in 30 min. to an hour guys have a free pass to move on to the next one!

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  7. Franco you are talking the undisputed GOSPEL!!! I've kicked a few chicks out of my room behind that nonsense. I went further to put them ON MY LIST!!! The list of people that I do not take seriously. Because when you do that to me, I won't go upside your head, cuss you out, or anything of the sort. However, you will be dismissed as a liar and chances are I may never speak to you again!!!

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  8. I agree 100%. It could turn into a dangerous situation especially if you don't really know the person that well. However, there are some guys who will try and try and keep trying. If the girl isn't returning your advances take the hint, don't get mad because you were too preoccupied and missed the signs. Also, at what point is it assumed that sex is going to occur and you're past the point of respectfully getting shut down? If I kiss you for more than 10 seconds and you happen to get turned on that doesn't necessarily mean that I ever intended to have sex with you. I guess it all comes down to communication. Just like guys expect the female to give the yes or no in advance, if its that big of an issue then then the guy should speak up as well and say I'm not doing thus and so unless we're having sex. If you can have sex with someone then both parties should be able to talk to each other and find out the other persons feelings on the subject.

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  9. LOL!! GREAT NAME CALLING MY DUDE!! LOL!! Damn u & J.Say have me dyin right now!! LOL!! Yea situations like that can be ugly!! & I'm thinkin as a female we're rarely turned down 4 sex, so when we want it we're pretty much goin to get it whether we're in the bed/bathroom/car, lol. Damn that sux 4 u guys, sorry!! Ur headlines to ur negative situations are great!! LOL!! Stop it ladies - I pledge not to behave in this manner....(ever again)! Damn u & J.Say have me dyin right now!! LOL

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  10. Ok.....so of course I'm gonna be the difficult one and say...I understand that these types of situations are by far very dangerous and can be extremely unfair....but is it ever a possibility that a guy can come over, lay in your bed, and *GASP* just hold you! WHY does it ALWAYS have to be about S-E-X?!?!?! What about affection? What about just BEING together....it's nice to sleep with someone, but does *sleeping together* have to ALWAYS precede sleeping together? I'm just sayin....

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  11. I'm with you SunnyGLight. There are other ways to express intimacy and affection.

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  12. OK SO I WOULD LIKE 2 SAY 2 SUNNY & STEPH: FUCK THAT! THAT CUDDLE SHIT IS OK FOR YOUR SIG. OTHER (AND NOT ALL THE TIME), BUT FOR A DUDE OUTSIDE OF SUCH PARAMETERS? NO BUENO. WHY CAN'T WE DO THAT CUDDLY STUFF AFTERWARDS?

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  13. WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT BEFORE?! **yelling** (with love)

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  14. I feel you on this. If a girl lets me get into her bed, she must have some sort of sexual intentions for ya boy. If she is going to let you stay, she should let it be known that she doesn't want anything to go down, or just not open that can a worms and ask you to go home.

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  15. I loves the Cock n dont like wastin a hard 1!! But U rock my socks!! :) Great blog by the way!

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  16. Yeah I'm agreeing with Franco on this one and I'm a cuddler. I think in most cases the signs are there to be read. In most cases you can tell if sex is on the horizon. If the sex green light has been shining all night and then it turns red for stop once we're in the bed, that's a big NEGATIVE! As a guy you gotta bounce. Staying is not going to lead to anything good.

    I'm assuming Franco is talking about random hook-ups, jump-offs, side jons, etc and not people you will be sharing true "intimacy or affection" with. So having said that, the idea of intimate cuddling should be tossed out of the window.

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  17. THAT'S DEF. WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT MR. G

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  18. Ok...I know I'm super duper late on this one...but I have to say that I agree that "head" games shouldn't be played especially in your adult life....HOWEVER...some dudes put up a front like it's not intially about the sex and fake interest just to see how far they can get. So when a girl is trying to take it slow and just want to "cuddle" for the sake of the nurturing a potential relationship...Niggs get in their feelings when they've realized that the girl wasn't as easy to beat as he thought. So it takes two to partake in fraudulent activities.... :-p

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